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Old 05-12-2006, 04:00 PM   #1
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My marketing joke for the day

You may or may not know that I'm graduating with a double major in Marketing/Finance and double minor International Business and Sales tomorrow from UH.... i got this from a friend at the Business school for those who dont know what marketing really is......

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He's fantastic in bed. That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed.
That's Brand Recognition.
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congrats on graduating.

btw, why are you asking for advice on interest rates if you have a major in finance and marketing?
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Old 05-12-2006, 04:06 PM   #3
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congrats on graduating.

btw, why are you asking for advice on interest rates if you have a major in finance and marketing?
because i've learned it in books....i havent applied it in real life.... :laughing6

but seriosuly...i got the finance degree just because, i'm using my marketing degree as my job....i start at Grey goose in july.
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