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Old 05-10-2006, 08:33 AM   #1
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Harley Davidson

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your
motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is: you can hang out
with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with
."

St Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to .

recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
road?!"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but
aren't you the inventor of woman???" aid, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!"

"Hmmmm, you have some good points there..." replied , "it may be true
that my invention is flawed, but according to my calculations, more men
are riding my invention than yours!"
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Old 05-10-2006, 08:34 AM   #3
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