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Old 12-14-2009, 12:39 PM   #21
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The true story...

No need to click the link provided by the OP. Here is the true story:

Officer Plumpton was doing is regular job of pulling over speeders (you know when the cop tags you and then stands in the road and points you to pull over).

Plumpton then recounts how he stood in the road, but the mustang did not see him. The 'stang hit the officer at 97 mph. Plumpton, unaffected, watched as the mustang rebounded off of him (equal and opposite reactions) and as the motor from the vehicle was shot out of the car.

Shot by a bystander moments after the accident:
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The Car:
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Plumpton, stunned, then decided to call in some people who could actually do something.
thirdtime

They clean up the scene, and the last shot is of Plumpton attempting to get into the Ambulance, however he can not fit with only one door open.

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When questioned about where the driver of the mustang was, Plumpton had no answer.

It is believed that he may have consumed them, but is still unknown.
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Old 12-14-2009, 01:22 PM   #26
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the mustang is so even the engine didn't want to stay in it. The Range Rover (owned by Ford when it was produced) had a chip on its shoulder and committed murder suicide.
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I think the true "Untold Story" is the poor Toyota Range Rover, in a case of mistaken identity, was unable to dodge the footloose modular motor after Officer Glazed Donut jumped in the road and dislodged it from the hapless Mustang.
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I think the true "Untold Story" is the poor Toyota Range Rover, in a case of mistaken identity, was unable to dodge the footloose modular motor after Officer Glazed Donut jumped in the road and dislodged it from the hapless Mustang.
Pure speculation...

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I think the true "Untold Story" is the poor Toyota Range Rover, in a case of mistaken identity, was unable to dodge the footloose modular motor after Officer Glazed Donut jumped in the road and dislodged it from the hapless Mustang.
It's a V6...if it was a mod motor it would have ejected into the Range Rover
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It's a V6...if it was a mod motor it would have ejected into the Range Rover

Well...


It's a MF-ing modded motor now by gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lets see. Weekend.... back roads... wanna bet alcohol, or cell phones were involved in the distraction?

But then again, could have been that same seagull that got the high dollar exotic last month...
Actually..

It was Sunday close to 1:00pm-2:00pm.. where the accident happened, there's not a twist on that road either way for over 5 miles, I can't speak distraction coz of cell phone or alcohol... but I will say me and another Camaro SS were on a scenic route to our resorts and dodged the accident by a couple seconds..

They had the roads blocked both sides for 15-20 minutes..
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No need to click the link provided by the OP. Here is the true story:

Officer Plumpton was doing is regular job of pulling over speeders (you know when the cop tags you and then stands in the road and points you to pull over).

Plumpton then recounts how he stood in the road, but the mustang did not see him. The 'stang hit the officer at 97 mph. Plumpton, unaffected, watched as the mustang rebounded off of him (equal and opposite reactions) and as the motor from the vehicle was shot out of the car.

Shot by a bystander moments after the accident:
plumpton

The Car:
mustang

Plumpton, stunned, then decided to call in some people who could actually do something.
thirdtime

They clean up the scene, and the last shot is of Plumpton attempting to get into the Ambulance, however he can not fit with only one door open.

plumptontries

When questioned about where the driver of the mustang was, Plumpton had no answer.

It is believed that he may have consumed them, but is still unknown.
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Old 12-14-2009, 05:34 PM   #36
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Old 12-14-2009, 06:29 PM   #37
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you mean seeing a cop who appears way to physically incapable of doing his job is a shocker to you? i see it all over the place. its sad, that dude couldn't catch a donut if someone tossed it at him, how the is he gonna catch a criminal?

Some of these departments have stringent physical ability tests to get in, do they not make these old fuggers continue to meet physical requirements?
That's why he's on camera duty. Always. Only problem is now his fat fvckin fingers are starting to block the lens.
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you mean seeing a cop who appears way to physically incapable of doing his job is a shocker to you? i see it all over the place. its sad, that dude couldn't catch a donut if someone tossed it at him, how the is he gonna catch a criminal?

Some of these departments have stringent physical ability tests to get in, do they not make these old fuggers continue to meet physical requirements?
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Old 12-14-2009, 08:57 PM   #39
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With the painted stripes looks like its some sort of intersection
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