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Old 05-08-2006, 01:30 PM   #1
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My goal is to rule the fast food world with an iron fist. And raise a happy family. I was born on a cattle ranch in Colorado. I didn't have much except a love for burgers and pretty women. What else does your average red-blooded American need? Then I headed to sunny California. Why? Cuz I had this idea to let people order burgers from their cars...and, well, people in California love their cars. (Not to mention I have a thing for blondes.) So I opened up Jack in the Box. Met my wife Cricket. Got my sweet yellow hat and an even sweeter jet.


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MusicFew people know I used to be a rock guitarist. But all that playing was messing with my burger flipping hand so I had to hang up the axe (that's cool musician slang for guitar). My favorite song I wrote was called "Baby Got Jack". You might be able to find it somewhere on the web. It's really catchy. Now that I'm retired from playing music I like listening to Meatloaf. Go figure.highlightInterests("ProfileMusic");MoviesI don't like going to movies much. Something about everyone sitting behind me telling me to "Sit my a-- in the back row so they can see". So I built a theatre in my home and have the studios send movies directly to me. I just watched Star Wars 26. George made it just for me. It's awesome.highlightInterests("ProfileMovies");Televi sionI have 1,200 tv's in my house all hooked up to my private satellite so I can watch every tv channel on earth. At the same time. Except when my baseball team is playing. Then I tune them all into that channel.highlightInterests("ProfileTelevision");Bo oksWhat's a book? This question is soooo 2005. Oh wait, I just wrote my own book. It only took me an hour to rattle off 250 pages so it slipped my mind. Speaking of which, I need to send those Pulitzer people my home address so they know where to send my award.
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:40 PM   #3
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:03 PM   #6
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:29 PM   #7
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http://myspace-197.vo.llnwd.net/0070...05023197_l.jpg look at that set of and gut..... he eat to much of his own food....
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:50 PM   #9
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:58 PM   #10
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I'm gonna make a myspace person, and call it MiniJack, and mess it all up with stuff about taking over jack corp.... then ask to get added to his friends list.
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