MotoHouston.com MotoHouston.com
Register Members List Member Map Media Calendar Garage Forum Home Mark Forums Read

Go Back   MotoHouston.com > Off Topic (everything else) > Off Topic
Forgot info?

Welcome to MotoHouston.com! You are currently viewing our forums as a guest which gives you limited access to the community. By joining our free community you will have access to great discounts from our sponsors, the ability to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content, free email, classifieds, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, join our community!

Register Today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.


FREE MH Decals by MAIL!

Advertisement

Reply
Share This Thread: 
Subscribe to this Thread Thread Tools
Old 05-05-2006, 11:14 PM   #1
koskesh
May i go to the Bathroom?
 
koskesh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: houston
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 1,992


Bike(s):
06 gsxr750









potentially and realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered,


"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars."


"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars", and then, ask

your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for

a million dollars. Come back and tell me what

you learn from that."


So the boy went to his mother and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could

really use that money to fix up the house and send

you kids to a great University!"


The boy then went to his sister and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?"


The girl replied, "Oh my ! I LOVE Brad

Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you
nuts?!?!?!"


The boy then went to his brother! and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?"



"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you

know how much a million bucks would buy?"


The boy pondered the answers for a few days,

then went back to his dad.


His father asked him, "Did you find out the

difference between potentially and realistically?"


The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I

are sitting on three million dollars..............

but realistically,....... we're living

with two and a queer"
koskesh is offline   Reply With Quote
Similar Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Potentially cheap jetski for wrench heads flip326 Off Topic 3 06-28-2012 05:05 PM
Potentially vs Realistically just sayin Off Topic 4 08-11-2009 01:17 PM
potentially vs realistically... Grinchy Off Topic 6 03-03-2009 05:34 PM
Advertisement
Old 05-05-2006, 11:19 PM   #2
fuknrobert
the necessary villain
 
fuknrobert's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Hideout
Feedback Rating: (1)
Posts: 14,959

Experience: 5 years
Trackdays: 10+

Bike(s):
'04 R6, '05 70, '04 fiddy!









:laughing6 :laughing6
__________________

Quote:
Originally Posted by bentgixxer
im not a midget , i was actually born with a type of dwarfism, but i took medication for 12 yrs to reach just 5'6"
fuknrobert is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Advertisement


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:01 PM.


MotoHouston.com is not responsible for the content posted by users.
Privacy Policy