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Old 05-05-2006, 09:18 AM   #1
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:02 AM   #6
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Written by a blonde senior person :

Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the
expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call
from the contractor complaining that his work has been completed for a
whole year and I had had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy did we go
'round. Just because I'm old doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy
had told me last year: that in one year the windows would pay for
themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line so I just
hung up and I haven't heard back. . guess I must have won that silly
argument.
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