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Old 05-07-2006, 08:00 PM   #261
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Old 05-07-2006, 08:01 PM   #262
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Old 05-07-2006, 08:15 PM   #263
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My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery . One night she pushed me to far.

She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the , she got mad and started talking , about how I'm no good and my is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have .

After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea

I went to my sons room and got his bad of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.

The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.

She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her and left.

I really do kind of miss her though.
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Old 05-07-2006, 08:21 PM   #264
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you are such a liar ramius....... if you did that you wouldnt have a anymore....
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Old 05-07-2006, 08:23 PM   #265
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My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery . One night she pushed me to far.

She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the , she got mad and started talking , about how I'm no good and my is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have .

After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea

I went to my sons room and got his bad of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.

The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.

She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her and left.

I really do kind of miss her though.

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Old 05-07-2006, 08:27 PM   #267
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