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Old 05-03-2006, 11:02 AM   #1
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Hump Day Humor

The Pearly Gates

Peter looked up and over 1000 folks from New Orleans were converging on
the Pearly Gates. Never having had more than one or two persons a day
from New Orleans before, he ran to and asked him what to do.

told him, "Don't worry, St. Peter. There's been a terrible flood in
New Orleans. That's the reason for the large number of New Orleanians
showing up at once."

St. Peter ran back to the Pearly Gates and then ran right back to
yelling, "They're gone, they're gone!"

said calmly, "St. Peter, those 1000 people from New Orleans could not
be gone that quickly."

St. Peter said, "No, the Pearly Gates! They're gone!"
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The Pearly Gates

Peter looked up and over 1000 folks from New Orleans were converging on
the Pearly Gates. Never having had more than one or two persons a day
from New Orleans before, he ran to and asked him what to do.

told him, "Don't worry, St. Peter. There's been a terrible flood in
New Orleans. That's the reason for the large number of New Orleanians
showing up at once."

St. Peter ran back to the Pearly Gates and then ran right back to
yelling, "They're gone, they're gone!"

said calmly, "St. Peter, those 1000 people from New Orleans could not
be gone that quickly."

St. Peter said, "No, the Pearly Gates! They're gone!"

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