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Old 05-03-2006, 09:12 AM   #1
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the
have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his
privates?" "Well one, I like to watch my money grow."
"Two, once in a while I like to play with my money."
"Three, I like how money feels in my hand."
"And lastly instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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Old 05-03-2006, 09:38 AM   #4
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