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Old 04-30-2006, 12:39 PM   #1
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you missing a 710?

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer.

A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked,

"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of

The engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and

Asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up

And asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:

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Old 04-30-2006, 12:42 PM   #2
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Old 04-30-2006, 07:57 PM   #11
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omg .... i was like WTF is a 710.. lol awesome joke.. i will use that again..
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:58 PM   #16
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Cars are really not that hard... I change transer cases with my eyes closed.
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That's an oldie but a goodie!!
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