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Old 10-21-2009, 10:26 AM   #1
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Almost Ate it!!

Not me, I'm like.. the best rider eva! lol.. but my roommate who has an account on here but for the life of me I cant remember what it is and he hardly posts anyway had a moment a few back and he emailed me this from work once he got there. I just wanted to post the email up since not only is it quite entertaining but kinda scary too lol

My near collision of the president of 5th ward



Its Thursday and the weather outside couldnít be better. Awesome sunshine and clear sky. Today was the first day in months that I didnít have to use my thermal or any sweaters under my leather jacket.

Lunch time rolls around and I decided to go to Mc. Dís cause itís just down the street at the corner of I10. After getting my food to go I wasnít in a hurry to get back to work so I opted for taking the long way back. I cruised down the feeder several exits before turning around. I10 itself was getting jammed up with traffic but the feeder was clear of anything, so I only had open road ahead. So with a smile ear to ear I gun it. And there I am happy as in my own little world, full throttle in every gear. At the end of 5th about to hit 6th the road curves to the right so I keep it in 4th with the intension of hitting 5th coming out of it. And just like you are supposed to do I turn my head and look into the turn at where I want to be and thank I did cause what did I see?!?! A president! Thatís right a president walking across the street at the end of the curve.



This is when things went into slow motion. I just knew without a doubt, just a raw gut feeling something you just know inside of you that Iím going to hit this . I canít straighten to stop quickly cause the road is curving. I kill the throttle and apply the breaks praying all doesnít break loose. The phrase high side is at the front of my mind and I see the image of myself getting hurled through the air across the grass into the freeway. My eyes are locked on the president rapidly approaching. More break more break! This is this too much break?!?! are my tires going to slip?!?! Maybe I could lean more and make it behind him since heís clearly still walking forward? Iím to close for that now and I donít think I could bring myself leaning that far over and dragging my elbow! Which is what it would have taken. Iíve already made my exit line as close to the curb away from him as I could get so basically thereís nowhere for me to go at this point. Another half second went by in slow motion so it felt like 15 seconds and my situation isnít improving. There was zero doubt in my mind that Iím going to run right into this ****er. My only other option is to break even harder then I am now and pray for the best. Maybe only ****ing myself up and not plowing him down in the process?



Itís only happened to me a few other times in my life, today just happened to be one of those times. A little angel sitting on my shoulder said ďhornĒ. Well **** it what else I got to loose? Ever try to actually use your horn when you have a death grip? Its hard as to override my clinched hand and move my thumb but I did it. The little ***** meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep sound came from my bike. But it was enough to make him actually stop and look to his left just as I passed in front of him. Since I was leaning over the top side of my helmet brushed up against his shirt blowing in the wind. I swear to thatís how close I was to this ****er. How the I didnít touch him at all Iíll never understand.

Needless to say after passing him I remembered to start breathing once again. My heart was about to beat itís way out of my chest, I thought I was going to have a heart attack. I actually pulled over into the gas station at the end of the street just to collect my thoughts for a few moments. I called that president an but now I realize the of the situation was me for being so stupid. But I still think that president is an ! =)



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Old 10-21-2009, 10:28 AM   #2
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I dont get it?
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:36 AM   #4
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Cliff notes. Riding too fast on the feeder a guy was standing in the middle of the road walking across the street for NO reason "there was nothing on the other side of the road" and he almost made a pancake out of him
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:37 AM   #5
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Why do you call him a president?
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:42 AM   #6
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I dont understand it... Are you on drugs?????
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:50 AM   #8
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wtf is a president?

i think I know, but not 100% sure. never heard that term if it means what I think it may.
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I'm just making an assumption here.....

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Old 10-21-2009, 11:14 AM   #10
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yeah that's what I'm thinking....the writer is using president in place of black guy
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yeah that's what I'm thinking....the writer is using president in place of black guy
or just to mean someone that's self-absorbed and think everything revolves around them. :-)
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Yea, what color is the current president?

And he was near 5th ward.


So yea, that is what a "president" is. LOL
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i also thought I knew what he was saying but hoped I wasn't wrong and that is where my wrong mind took me!
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Oh, yeah.. sorry lol I thought we had a thread about that during the election that that's the new way to say it.

you guys dont remember this video?

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Oh, yeah.. sorry lol I thought we had a thread about that during the election that that's the new way to say it.

you guys dont remember this video?

Are you fcking kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!! So now people are using the term "president" instead of the N Bomb. Fcking stupid!

And I am only speaking about the people in the video, but these guys are fools. Obama made one of the greatest acheivments for the Black community and people like the ones on the video are making it a derogatory term.
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dude. i think it was meant as a joke.
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dude. i think it was meant as a joke.
i sure hope so
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Nope no joke that was a real interview from a NY TV studio I remember seeing it on TV
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