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Old 04-23-2006, 08:44 AM   #1
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OLD GUYS R COOL 2

My friends frequently ask me what I do to make my days interesting now that I'm retired.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went
into a shop.I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there
was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving an older dude a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a sh**head. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car's windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care much because I rode into town on my motorcycle parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age!

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