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Old 10-13-2009, 11:05 PM   #1
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WHAT DO YOU DO WITH EVERYBODY LOOKING

This story started 3 yrs ago, every extra dollar, quarter, down to the penny was saved for a motorcycle purchase. Finally closed the deal on a GXSR1000 after weeks of nego. and spent the next yr adding on every do dad from a popular mail order catalog. A yr later, the bike is lookin sick, everything is perfect, Only thing missing now is the complete monkey suit, head to toe. This year was spent getting new and used gear and closing in on the first big ride. Alright, now she's ready to roll, and his getup is looking good so now he's looking for a rally to attend. The rally is on and he is there with all of his buddies parked down some road with their a$$ backed up to the curb and he sees her. She is a tall amazon woman with a hour glass figure that walks up and says, "hi can I take a picture on your bike?" The old boy is a player and a pimp (he thinks), replies, "sure babe no problem." Fine a$$ amazon girl steps up and starts to puts her leg over the bike, first thing old boy sees is her six inch hooker heel lands in the middle of his new kangaroo hide seat. Old boy hollers, "Ohhh $h!t!." And before he could take 2 steps amazon girl is going to the ground with his bike and the 2 bikes next to his. amazon girl recovers fast and before you know it shes back on her feet and the first thing out of her mouth is not an apology but, "WTF YOUR RAGIDY A$$ BIKE JUS TORE MY DKNY JEANS."

How would you handle the situation, and remember hundreds of people are looking?
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Old 10-13-2009, 11:08 PM   #2
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promptly snap up the bike and beat her with it...


....after all your at a rally and some curb monkey just tweaked the snot out of it.
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Old 10-13-2009, 11:17 PM   #3
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BEEOCH betta have my MONEY
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Old 10-13-2009, 11:27 PM   #4
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Old 10-13-2009, 11:31 PM   #5
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Old 10-13-2009, 11:37 PM   #6
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tell her that that new rip in her jeans will help her get enough attention to start hookin so she can pay you back....
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:16 AM   #7
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Beauty and intelligence has always had an inverse relationship for most women. She was hot, you gave her permission to mount your bike, your fault.

When it comes to my bike, I dont care how good looking she is. If I aint getting a piece, you probably aint getting on my bike.

You really think some random chick is gonna hand you $2k for new plastics, levers, parts, etc?
I guess in that situation I'd be like, "Daaaaaaamn... my bad".
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:36 AM   #8
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I'd apologize, help her up, offer to buy her some new pants.

Then later that night when I've got her back at my crib in those new DKNY jeans,

I'd take the punishment out on that a$$.

From my point of view, why make a bad night worse? I'd rather be able to laugh it off and get some booty in the process - rather than to be the dude whose bike just hit the ground, and got a fine shorty hatin' on me at the same time.

I just find that being a gentleman, and taking things light-heartedly, seems to create better situations rather than anger..
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:28 AM   #9
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True pimp right thur^^^^

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Old 10-14-2009, 04:54 AM   #10
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I'd apologize, help her up, offer to buy her some new pants.

Then later that night when I've got her back at my crib in those new DKNY jeans,

I'd take the punishment out on that a$$.

From my point of view, why make a bad night worse? I'd rather be able to laugh it off and get some booty in the process - rather than to be the dude whose bike just hit the ground, and got a fine shorty hatin' on me at the same time.

I just find that being a gentleman, and taking things light-heartedly, seems to create better situations rather than anger..
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True pimp right thur^^^^

Fresh take.
If it was that easy to pick up a hot chick for the night, we'd all have one.
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:36 AM   #11
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I would have told her right off the bat, ,GRASS OR CASH. nobody rides for free. If she didn't have the cash or grass I would be takin that regardless if she liked it or not, I would be in it shortly asfter I picked her up off the bike.
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:03 AM   #12
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:25 AM   #13
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:39 AM   #14
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My response would have been "Bish, as big as your is and you couldnt clear the seat? Get your amazon curb monkey azz down the road"
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:00 AM   #15
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get a real curb monkey to kick her , then ride off with the new one.
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:11 AM   #16
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:12 AM   #17
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Only let hot biker chic sit on your bike. That way she already knows whats up. as in, oops I knocked your bike over. she take her pants down and says , here ya go, my bad.
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:26 AM   #18
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That's wrong.
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I got the hint and dropped to the back of the ranks just in front of Ares, who btw rocks the outta that 250.
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:51 AM   #19
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:00 PM   #20
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-wouldnt be funny if it was my bike....

but i still got an evil small chuckle out of this...
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