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Old 04-20-2006, 09:24 AM   #1
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OMFG!!

I wonder if the guy who's bike went boom!! had payments like these 2 knuckleheads
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN...???
>
> >
> > THIS IS ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION
> > REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.
> >
> > A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500 (with
> > monthly payments of $560.00).
> > He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of
> > the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on a lake with their
> > GUNS,
>
> > a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.
> >
> > They drive the Navigator out onto the frozen lake and get ready to
> > place the decoys. They decide they want to make a natural looking
> > water area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on.
> >
> > Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck,
> > is
>
> > going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can
> > produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of
> > dynamite with a short 40 second fuse.
> >
> > Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice
> > while
>
> > trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast,
> > along with the Navigator, decide on the following course of action:
> > they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they
> > throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
> >
> > Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR,
> > the GUNS, and the DOG...???
> >
> > Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for
> > RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it:
> > the
>
> > dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the
> > stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits
> > the ice.
> >
> > The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with the
> > veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream
> > and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by
> > his master, keeps coming.
> >
> > One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun
> > is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab.
> > The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
> > Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
> > confused and of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have
> > gone insane.
> > The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator. The
> > men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the
> > truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under
> > the truck and takes off after his master.
> >
> > Then """""""BOOOOOOOOOOM"""""""!!!! The truck is blown to bits and
> > sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing
> > there
>
> > with "I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces.
> >
> > The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by
> > illegal
>
> > use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy.
> >
> > ...And he still had yet to make the first of all those $560.00 a
> > month
>
> > payments.
> >
>Maybe next time they'll go fishing........
>

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Old 04-20-2006, 09:33 AM   #2
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I knew I had seen that before...

http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp
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Old 04-20-2006, 09:57 AM   #3
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Haha. This showed up years ago on the darwin awards site. It was just a jeep cherokee back then, not a navigator.
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Old 04-20-2006, 09:58 AM   #4
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Old 04-20-2006, 10:39 AM   #5
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Old 04-20-2006, 10:53 AM   #6
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what a bunch of morons..
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Old 04-20-2006, 12:06 PM   #7
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Old 04-20-2006, 12:10 PM   #8
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what a bunch of morons..
like the guy who's bike burned ....suks
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Ive heard that story before!
who's bike burned?!
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Old 04-20-2006, 03:43 PM   #11
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RIP ASI and RIP R6
Some idiot looped his R6 on the main road doin 70 mph wheelies, after this the cops are gonna be all over ASI.
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maybe if i had went up there and fought gsxr101 like he wanted me too this may never have happened.
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:06 PM   #14
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i got there right as everyone was taking off
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:08 PM   #15
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lol yea i heard about the looping and that freaking sux from what i heard he needed serious help with his woolies o well anoher one bites the dust its all part of stunting take it or leave it....
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haha in his case he had to leave it because his bike had burst into flames
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:13 PM   #17
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lol dang that must suck see your 04-05 bike sitting there in flames becouase you didnt lesson to nobody and you cant blame anybody exept your self haha...

I wheelie all the time and im sure my day will come when i loop but i expect peeps to laugh at me too....
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If youre sure youre day is gonna come then what about stop the wheelies so you avoid looping it?
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No, he's not, he got a lot of "bikebeque"
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