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Old 04-18-2006, 12:38 PM   #1
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funny story

knock,knock!
Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home,
but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20"
on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday,
he found that his card had been returned.
Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation,

he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins
"Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads,
"I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:40 PM   #2
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Old 04-18-2006, 01:05 PM   #3
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That was pretty good! LOL
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Old 04-18-2006, 02:30 PM   #6
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not funny, not funny at all.......................

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Old 04-18-2006, 06:02 PM   #8
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Bible Humour..

j/k

I even looked 'em up online.


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And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
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Revelation 3:20 (King James Version)
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Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.


seriously awesome verse
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:44 PM   #13
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that was cute.
CUTE??? wtf?/ a respectable male would not use the word CUTE!! (shaking finger)
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CUTE??? wtf?/ a respectable male would not use the word CUTE!! (shaking finger)

A respectable male would not shake his finger.
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ahh,shucks. ok, shakin fist , then.
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ahh,shucks. ok, shakin fist , then.
That's better, but keep it straight, or


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