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Old 04-16-2006, 08:44 PM   #1
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Agents new HEIST!! GILF HUNTERS

So me and Agent Ram got to talking. Going out to Cemetaries and looking for some hot ghost could be the next best thing. Of course we would have to look at the Tombstone and see the ages of our women. Dont wanna a ghost that died at the age of 80 ya know. So we wanna see what yall think about the Pros/Cons of doing this.

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What are you talking about? Thats frikkin wierd
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con..she will never know that your in or out.
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So me and Agent Ram got to talking. Going out to Cemetaries and looking for some hot ghost could be the next best thing. Of course we would have to look at the Tombstone and see the ages of our women. Dont wanna a ghost that died at the age of 80 ya know. So we wanna see what yall think about the Pros/Cons of doing this.

Agent Ram will post up our convo so that you can see what we thought.

:laughing6 :laughing6 are u serious:laughing6 :laughing6

com: im pretty sure they are all 70+
pro: may follow u home to pleasure u at all times:laughing6
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com: im pretty sure they are all 70+
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[20:25] agntram: hey
[20:25] xxbigdawghondaxx: sup
[20:25] agntram: well anyways
[20:25] agntram: it's like this
[20:25] xxbigdawghondaxx: uh oh...
[20:25] xxbigdawghondaxx: lol
[20:25] agntram: First off, you gotta promise not to freak
[20:25] agntram: *waits*
[20:26] xxbigdawghondaxx: hhaha
[20:26] agntram: *still waiting*
[20:26] xxbigdawghondaxx: Ram... nothing scares me
[20:26] xxbigdawghondaxx: oh lordy
[20:26] agntram: ok here goes
[20:26] xxbigdawghondaxx: lol
[20:26] xxbigdawghondaxx: promise
[20:26] agntram: Ok... When I get there.. I'm gonna look for a ghost.. in fact, a female ghost. I'm gonna lay in front of a female ghost grave and wait for her to show up.. and then have my way with her... do you think she will like it too? I don't want to mess her hauntings up for the next person.. but.. I really wanna do a ghost.
[20:26] xxbigdawghondaxx: dude.... i just got thinking about that
[20:27] agntram: look at the positives
[20:27] xxbigdawghondaxx: sounds like it would be a great experience
[20:27] agntram: It's not cheating,c ause she's dead, no stds...
[20:27] xxbigdawghondaxx: but what if she get pregnant?
[20:27] agntram: casper!
[20:27] xxbigdawghondaxx: hmmm
[20:27] xxbigdawghondaxx: could be
[20:27] xxbigdawghondaxx: dude
[20:27] agntram: hahahahahahahahahahha
[20:27] xxbigdawghondaxx: i dont think it would work
[20:27] agntram: you sure?
[20:27] xxbigdawghondaxx: its gonna be like ****ing air
[20:28] agntram: Nah if they can move stuff like sticks and leaves they can create a physical presense
[20:28] agntram: just have them grab your weiner and move it around
[20:28] agntram: I bet it would work
[20:28] xxbigdawghondaxx: hmm.... is it a fine ghost?
[20:28] agntram: Well you have to keep in mind
[20:28] xxbigdawghondaxx: when did the lady die?
[20:29] agntram: that the ghost is been a ghost for a long time
[20:29] agntram: 1907
[20:29] agntram: but she was born in 1887
[20:29] xxbigdawghondaxx: 20 yrs old?
[20:29] agntram: Yup
[20:29] xxbigdawghondaxx: hmmmm
[20:30] agntram: see
[20:30] xxbigdawghondaxx: any history on this ghost? how did she die?
[20:30] agntram: I bet she's lonely going 100 years without any weiner
[20:30] agntram: Who knows.. I don't wanna marry her, just you know.. hit it and quit it
[20:30] xxbigdawghondaxx: hmmm
[20:31] xxbigdawghondaxx: do u think this ghost is actively walking around?
[20:31] xxbigdawghondaxx: what if she is RIP?
[20:31] agntram: I'd say lets tag team her, but if we are the only two that can see her it might look wierd if someone walked up and saw us thrusting our weiners at each other in the woods
[20:31] agntram: nah, she'll be there
[20:31] agntram: her grave was desecrated
[20:31] agntram: that ghosts off
[20:31] agntram: But I'm gonna use that as my "in"
[20:32] xxbigdawghondaxx: HAHAHAHA
[20:32] xxbigdawghondaxx: i dont want to attract the gays outta the wood work
[20:32] xxbigdawghondaxx: lol
[20:32] agntram: yeah me either
[20:32] xxbigdawghondaxx: So she is just walking around looking for her grave?
[20:32] agntram: Maybe
[20:33] agntram: Or maybe she just never got a really good dickin', and needs to get turned out before she can move on ya know..
[20:33] agntram: I heard people back then were prudish.. so that could be it
[20:33] xxbigdawghondaxx: hmmm good point
[20:33] xxbigdawghondaxx: u think we can get it on film?
[20:33] agntram: well thats the tricky part
[20:33] agntram: it should be filmed yes..
[20:34] xxbigdawghondaxx: this could be the next money maker... GILF
[20:34] agntram: but if she doesn't show up on film, I'm gonna be disapointed
[20:34] agntram: WOOT, Gilfhunters!
[20:34] xxbigdawghondaxx: trial and error my friend
[20:34] agntram: Hopefully it wasn't like a family plot type of thing.. and her overbearing dad is next to her
[20:34] agntram: that could get ugly
[20:35] xxbigdawghondaxx: HAHAHA
[20:35] xxbigdawghondaxx: yeah
[20:35] xxbigdawghondaxx: ugly fast
[20:35] agntram: We'd have to coax her into the "bang-burban" if this were the case
[20:35] agntram: tell pops we'll have her back by sunrise
[20:35] xxbigdawghondaxx: very true
[20:35] xxbigdawghondaxx: we could use the darango
[20:35] agntram: oooh, even better
[20:35] agntram: No sense in showing up in a scrub-wagon
[20:36] agntram: I don't wanna ruin my chances with her.. we need to go all out
[20:36] xxbigdawghondaxx: yes we do
[20:36] xxbigdawghondaxx: I say make a post and lets get feedback
[20:36] agntram: think ghosts can smell? I got some good cologn
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pleasure all the time might be a good thing... nobody could see it. You're just laying there and next thing you know you're getting your dik sucked. lol
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