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Old 04-06-2006, 08:44 PM   #1
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The Camel

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the
Iraqi desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he
noticed a
camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250
men here
on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have
That's why we have Molly The Camel."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I
understand about
"urges", so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges".
Crazy with
passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a
ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls
his pants
down and has wild, insane with the camel. When he's done, he
asks the
Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",

No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the camel into
town where
the girls are".
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