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Old 04-06-2006, 03:01 PM   #1
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Exclamation REVERSE IMMIGRATION


Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I
would like to ask you to assist me.
I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to
make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas
and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my
way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag
pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to
government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to
learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak
English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my
car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't
enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never
say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the
economy.
14. Eventually I want to be able to vote and have all election materials and
notices sent to me in English with Spanish as a second language..
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for
all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico.
I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.

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Reverse Immigration AKA "emigration"
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very true very true. just 1 objection, i hope ur not acting like its bush's fault, all that had been happening before he was elected. but none the less VER
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AWESOME POST.
I know some will be , but facts are facts
who cares it's a awesome post.
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werd, its not Bush's fault, but he could stop being such a panzy liberal about the situation. I just got kicked off here for being "racist" so i wont say anything more, except yeah that post kicked
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very true very true. just 1 objection, i hope ur not acting like its bush's fault, all that had been happening before he was elected. but none the less VER
its OUR guvments fault! they are in no way a guvment of the people for the people. They do not represent us and they do not care.
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werd, its not Bush's fault, but he could stop being such a panzy liberal about the situation. I just got kicked off here for being "racist" so i wont say anything more, except yeah that post kicked
no kidding!? you got banned? funny stuff
go ahead and whisper to me what ya said, I wont tell no one:icon_smil
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I crossed the border and they didn't ask for anything like that but, when I wanted to come back I had to pay a tax to leave Mexico. Then get checked over by Border Patrol. :eh:
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i thought it was a little strange when my cousin and I got stopped by customs at the border, but a thousand mexicans were allowed to just walk right through without being checked.
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Old 04-06-2006, 08:17 PM   #18
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that's the way it happens bro^ **** a bunch of illegal immigrants
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I would say this is not all Bush's problem. It has been going on alot longer then he has been in office. The problem is really getting bad now so it needs to be fixed NOW!
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The last 6years bush has been in office it has grown alot worse and things keep getting better for the illigals and worse for us its bull !
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