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Old 04-03-2006, 02:47 PM   #1
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What's the funniest thing you saw over the weekend? (While riding)

I was taking a nice, easy Sunday drive down 96 (on the south side) and this old guy on a HD passed me. I threw him the deuce... he threw it back. As he as accelerated away, all the skin on his neck starting flapping in the wind. I don't mean to put the ***** on a pedistal, but it was like pussiliah. I almost fell off my bike laughing...

So what's the funniest thing you saw over the weekend?
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Old 04-03-2006, 02:50 PM   #2
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welcome to the board. i saw a turtle eat a catepillar but it turned out the catepillar was my finger and i had to go the ER and get my stomach pumped. just kidding.
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Old 04-03-2006, 02:51 PM   #3
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Old 04-03-2006, 02:58 PM   #5
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well this wasnt funny, but it was pretty cool...I saw a vulcher standing on a light pole waiting for the cars to clear the area so he could get to some road kill. I've never seen a vulcher before so I thought it was cool. Also we saw this huge dead pig by the side of the road...probably around 300+lbs or so...again not funny but oh well.
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Old 04-03-2006, 02:59 PM   #6
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For the second weekend in a row I seen a vehicle stopped on 290 around 3am with somebody running from it. :confused1
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Old 04-03-2006, 03:02 PM   #7
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...I've never seen a vulcher before so I thought it was cool....
If you've been in Texas more than one day, you've seen a vulture - a/k/a buzzard
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Old 04-03-2006, 03:15 PM   #8
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not what i saw, but what happen, me, my old girlfriend, a friend and his girl friend were on our way back from schlitterbahn. my friend and his g/f were in the back of my moms caddy(we used it to get there and back) and were alsleep. so i convinced my g/f to give me some road head. while she was doing this a made sure if i past someone i did it fast so they couldnt see, i was going 75-8omph, so i didnt think anyone would pass,. so im in the clear...relaxing and next think i know a suv came up along side me,...it was a old woman and she was staring in shock, i hit the gas, my g/f jumped up and asked what happen, i said nothing, i just speed by that car, i didnt want to tell her the truth in fear of her stopping. so she continued, and i was happy, i do wonder what that old lady thought though
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Old 04-03-2006, 03:15 PM   #9
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a vulture and a buzzard are two different birds. vulture has no feathers on it's head and neck while a buzzard does, amongst other things. To get back on topic, let's discuss bicyclists on 149. Most of them are fit and trim, and they all wear that kick spandex riding gear( know why?). Well, sunday morning at texaco, a group of cyclists ride up to take a break, and a few minutes later a fat in spandex(that was about 3 sizes too small) rides up and tells them she's sorry for not keeping up, and then walks right over to shipleys and picks up a 1/2 dozen donuts. I think she's going to share, but she just sat her fat down and ate all 6 of them and whashed it down with a one liter Coca Cola. I couldn't quit laughing as i headed to the house.
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Old 04-03-2006, 03:21 PM   #10
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Old 04-03-2006, 03:53 PM   #11
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If you've been in Texas more than one day, you've seen a vulture - a/k/a buzzard

i've been in tx for 23 and a day and I've never seen one.
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Old 04-03-2006, 03:53 PM   #12
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thats 23 yrs..hehe
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You never wondered what those birds were which circled above the road-kill?
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Old 04-03-2006, 04:06 PM   #14
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we were riding 50s on the street, and the cop rolled up. I took off like I always do. Come to find out, the cop was my aunt LOL LOL.
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Didn't see anything funny at all, but there was something interesting. A few of us were going to ride to Galveston Sunday evening from the Starbucks at 45 & Bay Area. As we were leaving one of the guys pulled out, and for whatever reason got scared and went straight into the curb on the other side of the feeder. It was a brand new GSX-R 6 with about 50 miles on it.:eh: Luckily he didn't get hurt at all, just shaken up. The bike was a little messed up. . . leaking oil and a cracked fairing. I feel bad for him with it being brand new, but guess it happens to everyone at some point.
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Old 04-03-2006, 04:31 PM   #16
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My cousin got a new pet rabbit and she let it out to play in her back yard, and when she turned her bac, a hawk or somthing flew down and snatched it up.
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, that's must've messed up your cousin's day.
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Yeah it did, i told her that it hopped away and i couldnt catch it, so i'd buy her a new one.
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You never wondered what those birds were which circled above the road-kill?

I guess I never paid attention before.
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Old 04-04-2006, 09:57 AM   #20
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I saw a woman eating cake in her car with a plate and fork!

It was more scary than funny!
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