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Old 03-31-2006, 02:11 PM   #1
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Exclamation URGENT!!!!! MUST READ!!!!!!

From: Department of Homeland Security
Date: March 29, 2006 8:48:17 AM MST

Subject: World Wide Web cleanup

It is necessary to inform all internet dependent facilities that the
internet will be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from midnight
on March 31 through the early hours of April 2. This cleaning is necessary
to clear out the "electronic flotsam and jetsam" that has accumulated in the
network. Dead email and inactive ftp, www, and gopher sites will be purged.
The cleaning will be done by five very powerful Japanese-built multi-lingual
Internet-crawling robots (Toshiba ML-2274) situated around the world. During
this period, users are warned to disconnect all devices from the internet.
If electronic files will be needed during that period of time, it is advised
that back-up systems be used, without attempting to access them through the
Internet. Although the general public has not been informed of this shutdown
to avoid a general panic, it has been deemed necessary to inform public
medical and emergency facilities that may have become internet dependent.
This message may be passed on to any facility or person that you believe may
be affected by this short shutdown.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

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Old 03-31-2006, 02:18 PM   #3
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hahahaha!!

Well......on 2 april we gonna have new security upgrades on our ordering site for the DOD..military secure line.
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hahahaha!!

Well......on 2 april we gonna have new security upgrades on our ordering site for the DOD..military secure line.
coincedence i'm sure......:icon_bigg
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From: Department of Homeland Security
Date: March 29, 2006 8:50:17 AM MST

Subject: World Wide Domination

The world, as we know it, will be changing from midnight March 31 to April 2nd at 12:01 am. We as a collective union have decided that the world is getting too out of control and are attempting, during this time, to destroy all that is NON-American. To do this, we will be using five very powerful Japanese-built multi-lingual Internet-crawling robots (Toshiba ML-2274) situated around the world. So do not go outside in anything that is non-american such as toyota cars, yamaha motorcycles, ect. You may , however, proceed to travel on John Deer Tractors or Harley Davidsons.

We hope, this will not cause any delay in everyday life, but we deem it necessary. GOod luck to all and may SAVE THE QUEEN!

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

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