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Old 03-28-2006, 02:03 PM   #61
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i dont know if this could be considered " cruel intentions "

but one day while i was at work, ( im a 911 dispatcher ) this guy called up, almost crying, scared as , told me he was bangin his girlfriend and his junk split open.
there was a long pause and i asked him what happened again, he said his stuff was split down the middle, what should he do.

now usually i am very compassionate with folks that call 911, but this " situation " was hilarious to me, and i laughed at the guy on the phone.

( he wasnt bleeding, so it wasnt life threatening ) finally he said he would take himslef to the hospital and hung up.
i laughed my off all fricken daylong after that :laughing6
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Old 03-28-2006, 02:04 PM   #62
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i dont know if this could be considered " cruel intentions "

but one day while i was at work, ( im a 911 dispatcher ) this guy called up, almost crying, scared as , told me he was bangin his girlfriend and his junk split open.
there was a long pause and i asked him what happened again, he said his stuff was split down the middle, what should he do.

now usually i am very compassionate with folks that call 911, but this " situation " was hilarious to me, and i laughed at the guy on the phone.

( he wasnt bleeding, so it wasnt life threatening ) finally he said he would take himslef to the hospital and hung up.
i laughed my off all fricken daylong after that :laughing6
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Old 03-28-2006, 02:22 PM   #63
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one time - a long long time ago... in the early morning hours after a long night of partying... me and a couple of my friends were at chachos bullshitin around eatin fajitas... one of the guys with us (who doesn't speak spanish) thought one of the girls who worked there was really cute... so he asked, "Hey man, how do you say you're beautiful in Spanish?"

so my buddies told him to say, "Mamen me la verga"...

so he goes over there right?... he tells her... and she proceeds to whoop on him... he literally had to RUN outta there!...

i can't believe they did that to him... but ... it's still funny even today when i think about it...
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Old 03-28-2006, 02:43 PM   #65
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a teacher gave me a hard time in the 7th grade so a couple of years later i finally got my revenge...i went into chat rooms on WinMx with a name like Phone Chick or something and had an auto responder that said something like "hey i'm bored....if you wanna call here's my #...." and i'd usually do it at about 3 -4 in the morning. after many days of this her husband downloads winmx, finds the chatroom, finds me, and threatens the out of me....eventually they changed their phone #
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a teacher gave me a hard time in the 7th grade so a couple of years later i finally got my revenge...i went into chat rooms on WinMx with a name like Phone Chick or something and had an auto responder that said something like "hey i'm bored....if you wanna call here's my #...." and i'd usually do it at about 3 -4 in the morning. after many days of this her husband downloads winmx, finds the chatroom, finds me, and threatens the out of me....eventually they changed their phone #
that not bad, i made a mass call list and set it up to call poeple i didnt like every 5 minuts and play the barbie girl song from aqua last week
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Old 03-28-2006, 03:03 PM   #68
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a lot of the houses in my hood have a patio off of the master bedroom (which is on the second floor) so we would make dry ice bombs or get fire crackers and throw them up there at like 3 in the morning. (the fact that most of the patio is enclosed in makes it that much louder)

we also use to get shoe polish and draw or write pessed up things on peoples windows
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Old 03-28-2006, 03:04 PM   #69
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[QUOTE=fz1moto]

so my buddies told him to say, "Mamen me la verga"...

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i dont know what that means either :eh:
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from your home phone?
no its voip so i can make it look like it came from what ever phone number i want
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sweeet. never have heard much about VoIP but that's pretty cool.
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one time - a long long time ago... in the early morning hours after a long night of partying... me and a couple of my friends were at chachos bullshitin around eatin fajitas... one of the guys with us (who doesn't speak spanish) thought one of the girls who worked there was really cute... so he asked, "Hey man, how do you say you're beautiful in Spanish?"

so my buddies told him to say, "Mamen me la verga"...

so he goes over there right?... he tells her... and she proceeds to whoop on him... he literally had to RUN outta there!...

i can't believe they did that to him... but ... it's still funny even today when i think about it...

we kind of did the samething to a surpervisor of ours a work...he asked me and few other people how to say "thank u" to the cooks in the kitchen when he aske them to do something , se we said say "chupamela"..well that same day it was a busy sunday morning breakfast and hes standing there pulling food to take to a table and then i can her him asking for a side of somehting and after that he told the cooks, "CHUPAMELA!!!"....now certain people would take this comment in a funny way but all the cooks spoke spanish and they really hated him with a passion, well all in all we pretty much get in trouble, man it was worth it :laughing6 . he still works with us so now i just find ways to him off on purpose for and giggles
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i have a program that will make your computer dial out with its modem to what ever numbers you want over and over, all you have to do is have a phone line at the place your at and a laptop lol, thats allways fun to... call some one tell them your going to send them a fax (some one you know dosnt have a fax machine) and then just have it call them over and over the modem will sound like a fax machine and they will think its just gonna keep sending it until it goes threw lol
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what's the prog called?
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one i have i s just called auto dial, easy to make tho
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those prog's are old school..i used to use them to "bomb" someones pager
War dialers.. haha.. very old school. Remember the movie War Games?
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