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Old 07-30-2009, 03:05 PM   #1
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Talking Should this be allowed?

I have no opinion on this. Well, ok, I do have an opinion, it's just wrong. What ya think?


As women continue to populate within all levels of motor sport they too decided —what's "good for the goose is good for the gander" and often sport their own version of the umbrella girl--the guy. I was guilty as well and often had umbrella boys, actually "pit studs" I called them as the umbrella association to me was not a masculine reference.

And one woman, the only woman to ever achieved MOTOGP points, Katja Poensgen did us all justice by employing an "umbrella boy" during her 2003 MOTOGP race in Sachsenring — of which I was fortunate enough to be in attendance. She readied herself on the grid, accompanied by (perhaps for the first time in history) a fit, handsome, umbrella boy (actually it was her dentist who filled the role -- brains too!) who most charmingly garnished her start position.




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Old 07-30-2009, 03:17 PM   #2
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don't see why not. not like it matters, she has 2 umbrella dudes....all the other 50 gazillion male riders have 2 umbrella girls each so yea. heck i'd be an umbrella dude, that way i can get close to the girls! its an untapped resource.
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:23 PM   #4
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don't see why not. not like it matters, she has 2 umbrella dudes....all the other 50 gazillion male riders have 2 umbrella girls each so yea. heck i'd be an umbrella dude, that way i can get close to the girls! its an untapped resource.
That's thinking out side the box.
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:32 PM   #5
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I don't see why anyone would have a second thought about it..."oh there's a dude"


AND....?????
It's probably a mortal sin according to Gixxerbill's teachings.
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Old 07-30-2009, 03:44 PM   #7
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Only if they gots the gays. By the way, any one heard from him? Wonder how he is doing?
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Actually what would be cool is having the travelers insurance dude holding an umbrella for a chic rider. Really I could not care less. Let them have their dudes and I will try not to drool over the ladies (usually is not recommended).
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I say it's WRONG!

They have WAY too much clothes on to hold the umbrella. Now, let's get them in something a little less comfortable and I'm all for it.
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A while ago I told Squoddy when she goes back to the track I could pit for her.

I take that comment back.
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Old 07-30-2009, 05:27 PM   #12
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I say it's WRONG!

They have WAY too much clothes on to hold the umbrella. Now, let's get them in something a little less comfortable and I'm all for it.

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A while ago I told Squoddy when she goes back to the track I could pit for her.

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A while ago I told Squoddy when she goes back to the track I could pit for her.

I take that comment back.
Don't be skeert. You can wear something- just not that much. And I want your hanging out. Just like the girls. And I wanna see cleavage. and tons of makeup.
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They have WAY too much clothes on to hold the umbrella. Now, let's get them in something a little less comfortable and I'm all for it.
Ya!! Hey!! We want SKIN!!!
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a wookie walking around the track pits growling from his feet burning is not my idea of a good time. But if I must I'll try anything once... well most things...


fk that's gonna be in someone's sig...
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I noticed that the dudes were holding the umbrella's over themselves. Take that ! buwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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fk that's gonna be in someone's sig...
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oh noes the mental image burnss
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I have a pair he can borrow.
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oh noes the mental image burnss


Can somebody photoshop this? Or just find it online and put Cali's head on it?

hanging out, lots of cleavage, high heel boots, and tons of makeup.
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