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Old 07-27-2009, 03:34 PM   #1
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In case you need someone to ride your bike for you.... Funny stuff

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1291943967.html

Heres a craigslist ad I found when I was poking around today....
It seems like it has to be a joke, but just in case it gets deleted off craigslist, here is the text (comes with some sweet pics on craiglist):




A very special sportbike service ! (Houston)

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Date: 2009-07-27, 3:16PM CDT
Reply to: sale-mknuj-1291943967@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Peeps! Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 26 bikes in the last four weeks alone!

Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things ****ing suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around but if shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist. I'm a player at heart and if I get your girl's digits it's because I used to roll deep with the honeys before I was hitched. Your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican . I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man now, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars back in the day. No monkey business here. You can talk with my old lady while I get used to your bike. Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG ****ERS! WU TANG!

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Old 07-27-2009, 03:37 PM   #2
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I dont care how many times this is reposted. I think its funny as .
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:41 PM   #3
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:46 PM   #4
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OMG! He is the coolest dude! I want to call him over just to meet him and give him my number!
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:46 PM   #5
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:46 PM   #6
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for real, this has gotta be someone on MH ****ing around. lol
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:47 PM   #7
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Hahahaha LOL! I love that guy
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:48 PM   #8
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is her serious? ima prank call his , then say hes stealing my bike!
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:57 PM   #9
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"when i let the nuts hang..

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cuase its WU-TANG..

AS I WAVE TEH BLAK at the roaches. who apporac hus

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Old 07-28-2009, 10:42 AM   #10
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Anyone prank call him yet?
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Old 07-28-2009, 10:43 AM   #11
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I asked him if he could do stoppies
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Old 07-28-2009, 10:48 AM   #12
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Old 07-28-2009, 11:08 AM   #13
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he said he's rode 26 bikes in the last four weeks alone!

28 days in four weeks so close to a bike a day man this guy has been busy lol
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Old 07-28-2009, 03:55 PM   #14
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Its been around for a while now
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Old 07-28-2009, 04:10 PM   #15
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ya'll stop flagging my CL ad yo.....i needs to be ridin dem bikes so i can be icen da wrist
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Old 07-28-2009, 04:53 PM   #16
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Old 07-28-2009, 11:59 PM   #17
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Old 07-29-2009, 12:48 AM   #18
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I can abuse my bike on my own what I need is a photographer if I was into this kind of nonsense.
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I'd rather have this go over to ride my bike .
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