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Old 03-20-2006, 10:10 AM   #1
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was busy.

Dont know if you all have read this before but here it goes.

A college professor was giving a lecture to his psychology class when he suddenly stopped and blurted out that he didnt believe in the existence of . Furthermore, he could prove that did'nt exist.
"If exists, then why doesnt he strike me down this instant!!?, he said.
The class fell silent, waiting. And nothing happened. Another minute of silence passed. The professor stood in the middle of class with arms reaching upward. " If you exist, , strike me down!!" He screamed. Amidst some nervous laughter a young man , recently discharged from the Marine Corp, stood up. He walked right up to the professor and laid him out! Head over heels with one blow! Calmly, he sat back down among the shocked classmates. Slowly the professor regained his senses. Getting up he turned and looked at the Marine and screamed " What the did you do that for?"

The young Marine replied " was busy, so he sent me.
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Old 03-20-2006, 10:13 AM   #2
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thats a good one!
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the lord works in mysterious ways
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haha nice
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wtf is a marine doing in college? shouldn't he be out lifting weights or posing somewhere?
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wtf is a marine doing in college? shouldn't he be out lifting weights or posing somewhere?

didnt you read the story? He was sent there by !!!heehehehe:laughing6
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yes, that's right. 's busy helping Bush lead the nation
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