ALL HARLEYS SUCK ASS!!!!!!!

[Godsuki]

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What's the difference between a Kirby and Harley?

The location of the dirtbag!!!!!!!!

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[TxVrod]

I'm not going there

[RRCBR]

:laughing6 :laughing6

[thatboygeorge]

lol

[BrutusTx]

:laughing6 :laughing6

[BigComfy]

:laughing6 :laughing6

[Red_Rocket]

HMPH

[ratmzapa]

HAHAHAHA....Kirby's got more power

[JJO]

:happy1:



This might get interesting...

[Greenway Smokey]

looks like i'm going to have to put you on my list:angry7:

[Los]

Kirby has better styling and are built tougher so they dont rattle apart.

Sorry Jason.. lol

[train460]

why do harley riders chrome everything?
makes the pieces easier to find alongside the road when it falls off.
just joking all.

[BrutusTx]

why do harley riders chrome everything?
makes the pieces easier to find alongside the road when it falls off.
just joking all.

:laughing6 I kinda like this one, I have to tell my father-in-law!!!

[Greenway Smokey]

The only thing that falls off when my bike is on is girls panties.

[Challen]

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What's the difference between a Kirby and Harley?

A Harley has room for two dirtbags.

Sorry.....couldn't resist.

[arturo3rd]

The only thing that falls off when i'm bike is on is girls panties.


HAHAHAHAH! :laughing6

[joselopez]

RLOL

[Los]

The only thing that falls off when i'm bike is on is girls panties.
Did you fall off too and hit your head? This is almost as bad as Joselopez's English.

[Greenway Smokey]

Did you fall off too and hit your head? This is almost as bad as Joselopez's English.

ha, i fixed it. too much vibration give you drain bramage.

[BrutusTx]

The only thing that falls off when my bike is on is girls panties.

But I thought a Sportster was a GIRLS bike?:eek3:














J/K :notworthy

[Red_Rocket]

As a ZX12 owner and a Custom Springer owner I have no room to talk...:BangHead:


http://www.texas-offroad.com/Temp/harley1_sm.jpg

[ScooterTrash]

looks like i'm going to have to put you on my list:angry7:
HHAHAHAHHA, funny response.


oh, BTW at least be original with the thread joke, its a REPOST!:keke:

[ScooterTrash]

As a ZX12 owner and a Custom Springer owner I have no room to talk...:BangHead:


http://www.texas-offroad.com/Temp/harley1_sm.jpg
damn, I forgot all about that bike. I looooves that scoot indeed:hello:

[B.S. Motorsports]

lol sorry just too funny...

[fuknrobert]

crazy nukkas

[rickykline]

haha... thats funny

[micho]

lmfao!

y'all are fucked up for actually making this thread in the cruiser section hahahahhaha

[Jofuzzy]

Why do crotch rockets have so much plastic? It's cheaper to fix when they're scattered all over the road.

[njay1984]

Kirby will last longer.......


the Belt is the first think you will have to replace on a kirby, not the engine/ motor

[Los]

Ok homie............... I know you are a noob but do you want a ban for bringing up old post?!?!?!? RAWWWRRRR

[DvlRacer]

http://www.neowin.net/forum/fun/die_thread_die.jpg

[Jofuzzy]

that same rattling got ur old lady off the other day

[Los]

that same rattling got ur old lady off the other day


truth.com :hs:

[Godsuki]

Why do crotch rockets have so much plastic? It's cheaper to fix when they're scattered all over the road.


DAMN! What an old dig! And a lame joke :gesture:


j/k :keke:

I see you ride a Virago. My step mom has one. :keke: You've clearly bumped your head a few times too many. The only good thing Yamaha makes are piano's

[njay1984]

Ok homie............... I know you are a noob but do you want a ban for bringing up old post?!?!?!? RAWWWRRRR

LOLOLOLLOL didn't even look at that :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


i fail:crying:

[BigComfy]

ibtl:hello:

[qwezy]

"The only good thing Yamaha makes are piano's" and
marine outboard engines

[NoFear]

HAHAHAHA....Kirby's got more power

:keke:

[Japawhat02]

jeez this is old............


that is all

[JoeCoolR1]

"The only good thing Yamaha makes are piano's" and
marine outboard engines

you forgot stereos.:headbang:

[Squoddybody]

you forgot stereos.:headbang:

you forgot to check the date. :nod:

[JoeCoolR1]

Actually, Jofuzzy forgot to check it.
Quezy posted the one I responded to yesterday, well a few hours ago.

[JoeCoolR1]

I'm just sayin':shrug:

[Squoddybody]

Actually, Jofuzzy forgot to check it.
Quezy posted the one I responded to yesterday, well a few hours ago.

:keke: still funny jokes.

[JoeCoolR1]

BTW, squoddy... answer my question please.
http://www.motohouston.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60758&page=2

[Squoddybody]

BTW, squoddy... answer my question please.
http://www.motohouston.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60758&page=2

PM sent :hello:

[sillywabbit]

Harleys don't shake, they throb with enthusiasm

[SecretAgent]

damn, i wish i would've seen this thread BEFORE, i bought my bike. wtf, why didn't anyone tell me?!?!

[ScooterTrash]

wooooot for a old dusty thread!

[Jay]

i emailed harley jokes around work.......alot of harley riders were pissed off....... but we had some beers and they laughed it off...... but hey, they started it......first time i met the group they asked if my bike had training wheels....... last week a harley rider was limping a bit....i said, What happened, did you hurt yourself trying to kick start a harley......

[Tagguy06]

DAMN! What an old dig! And a lame joke :gesture:


j/k :keke:

I see you ride a Virago. My step mom has one. :keke: You've clearly bumped your head a few times too many. The only good thing Yamaha makes are piano's



Hey now Viragos arent that bad.....ok maybe they are but you dont have to point it out.

[p0opstlnksal0t]

figured id add 2 the antique thread

Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower

Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?
The other 5% actually made it home.

What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? Trade it in on a Suzuki.

Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?
They're afraid to lean over that far.

What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home? The
Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.

How do you know you're riding a Harley?
While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa.

Why don't Harley riders wave at sportbike riders?
Because they don't want to drop their tools.

How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are worth the money? You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile.

What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis!

How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.

Why don't Harley owners smile?
Once you realized you got conned into paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling?

Why do Harleys have fringe?
So you can tell if they're moving.

How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

How do you know your Harley is handling great?
You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you're riding in the canyons.

What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog? The
dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob?
Some things just can't be fixed with only a hammer and duct tape.

What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer
and one that's being ridden there? The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.

Why do all Harley owners have trailers? So they can go around corners faster!

Where can you find the world's largest collection of Harley jokes? On the showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee. (Alternate answer: At Sturgis)

You know you're a Harley rider if...

...you're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.

...you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws".

..."water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker.

[H2447INTX]

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What's the difference between a Kirby and Harley?

The location of the dirtbag!!!!!!!!

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ITS NOT THE BIKE BUT THE RIDER?

HELLO!

I HAVE A HARDLY AND WELL I DONT KNOW I GUESS I AM AN ASS BUT NO DIRT BAG BY ANY MEANS! :rofl:
















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