dbuck
02-01-2008, 10:05 AM
Tom Brady, Peyton Manning and Tony Romo all die and go to heaven. When
they get there they're standing in front of God and God asks Peyton
Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks
God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true
to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always
tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him
a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"
Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing
fields."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat.":keke:
they get there they're standing in front of God and God asks Peyton
Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks
God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true
to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always
tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him
a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"
Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing
fields."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat.":keke: