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AdamC
08-30-2005, 09:20 PM
Very funny....Don't scroll down yet...





Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I4m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
































































































































http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/adamc1981/boobs.jpg



Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

SE_Ryder122
08-30-2005, 09:33 PM
hahaha!

linjy2
08-30-2005, 09:44 PM
repost.

Yokee
08-30-2005, 09:52 PM
:keke:

JaYRillo
08-30-2005, 10:43 PM
daaaaayumn them be some tigo bitties.

Guero
08-31-2005, 12:40 AM
Those tits are ridiculous. They are stupid big. But nice to look at. :cool:

The Menace
08-31-2005, 01:16 AM
wonder why she cant type those tigo bities are in the way

KiNG $h!T
08-31-2005, 01:45 AM
:laughing6: :laughing6:

Babydoll
08-31-2005, 02:11 AM
:laughing6: That was funny!!!!!!!

Txlonestar
08-31-2005, 03:34 AM
That pics so modified. :rolleyes: Though still nice to look at :tongue5:

dotcom
08-31-2005, 08:26 AM
I have to go be alone now!!!




























































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much better.... can you hand me a tissue

The Menace
08-31-2005, 08:33 AM
hey if she dosent take the jon she can come work for me ill put her to work on overtime

TxVrod
08-31-2005, 10:08 AM
There's a good reason she's leaning on the tree :keke:

dotcom
08-31-2005, 11:01 AM
thats not the tree... thats me laying down

sshaikh01
08-31-2005, 11:06 AM
them are some ugly boobs :crying: