View Full Version : FUCKIN BUMS!
EFmang
08-26-2005, 04:21 PM
my mom text me and told me a bum at chimney rock and 59 fuckin opened her car door and tried to steal her purse. she screamed and a guy in a truck on her passenger side saw it and jumped out and threw the guy to the ground. and told her to take off hell take care of it........... my mom always locks her doors but she was on the phone and got distracted and forgot today.. he was wearing blue jean shorts and a button up shirt that was short sleeves and all unbuttoned.... if i see this fool tonight his ass is mine.!!!
Gawd dang.* Glad she ok.* PPL/scumbags are getting bolder and bolder by doing shit in broad daylight.* I'm sure you'll find that bum at the next corner, Fountainview and 59, have fun!!
Greenway Smokey
08-26-2005, 04:26 PM
Let her borrow your pepper spray dude! :biggthumpup:
I'm serious, apply pepper spray then kick em till thier balls explode. :crying:
KiNG $h!T
08-26-2005, 04:28 PM
hahha taylor im not sure it was the purse the bum was going after :keke: your moms a milf foo lol hahah jk!!!!!
st3ph3n
08-26-2005, 04:28 PM
I hate fucking bums.
JoeRider
08-26-2005, 04:32 PM
Let her borrow your pepper spray dude! :biggthumpup:
I'm serious, apply pepper spray then kick em till thier balls explode. :crying:
I remember when I was a young misguided GI in Germany and had my first POS car, we turned the little windshield wiper nozzle to face the street and sprayed people when we drove by....wonder if they sell pepper spray in a bottle?? :cool: :laughing6:
*disclaimer - this should only be attempted by trained proffesionals*
linjy2
08-26-2005, 04:35 PM
my mom text me and told me a bum at chimney rock and 59 fuckin opened her car door and tried to steal her purse. she screamed and a guy in a truck on her passenger side saw it and jumped out and threw the guy to the ground. and told her to take off hell take care of it........... my mom always locks her doors but she was on the phone and got distracted and forgot today.. he was wearing blue jean shorts and a button up shirt that was short sleeves and all unbuttoned.... if i see this fool tonight his ass is mine.!!!
man dont you hate it when women drive while talking on their cell phones. pay attention to the fuking road!! you wonder why there are accidents or bikers getting hit in the blind spots and shit.
arturo3rd
08-26-2005, 04:37 PM
hahha taylor im not sure it was the purse the bum was going after* :keke: your moms a milf foo lol hahah jk!!!!!
pwn3d
JoeRider
08-26-2005, 04:38 PM
my mom text me and told me a bum at chimney rock and 59 fuckin opened her car door and tried to steal her purse. she screamed and a guy in a truck on her passenger side saw it and jumped out and threw the guy to the ground. and told her to take off hell take care of it........... my mom always locks her doors but she was on the phone and got distracted and forgot today.. he was wearing blue jean shorts and a button up shirt that was short sleeves and all unbuttoned.... if i see this fool tonight his ass is mine.!!!
man dont you hate it when women drive while talking on their cell phones. pay attention to the fuking road!! you wonder why there are accidents or bikers getting hit in the blind spots and shit.
She was stopped and practically mugged...give her a break. *
linjy2
08-26-2005, 04:40 PM
just stating the obvious. but glad nothing happened.
st3ph3n
08-26-2005, 04:48 PM
hahha taylor im not sure it was the purse the bum was going after* :keke: your moms a milf foo lol hahah jk!!!!!
:laughing6: :laughing6:
EFmang
08-26-2005, 04:52 PM
chris ima beat your ass and no you cant spend the night ne more!! :yeahno:
arturo3rd
08-26-2005, 05:05 PM
chris ima beat your ass and no you cant spend the night ne more!! :yeahno:
wtf? yall still in elementary school? tell me he spent the night cuz he got to drunk to drive :dontknow:
KiNG $h!T
08-26-2005, 05:07 PM
chris ima beat your ass and no you cant spend the night ne more!! :yeahno:
wtf? yall still in elementary school? tell me he spent the night cuz he got to drunk to drive :dontknow:
his house is closer to pp1 school :dontknow: and how the hell else am i suposed to get in good with his mom :tongue5:
arturo3rd
08-26-2005, 05:08 PM
chris ima beat your ass and no you cant spend the night ne more!! :yeahno:
wtf? yall still in elementary school? tell me he spent the night cuz he got to drunk to drive :dontknow:
his house is closer to pp1 school :dontknow: and how the hell else am i suposed to get in good with his mom :tongue5:
post pics. :icon_thumright:
KiNG $h!T
08-26-2005, 05:11 PM
:laughing6: :laughing6: hhaah naw taylor's mom looks to young im not trying to get introuble for putting a minor on the internet :keke: hahhaha naw taylors my boy im gunna get off the momma subject and save those for cheetos but im kinda afraid of what cheetos mom looks like :tongue5:
wrd ive seen taylors family
TooBuku
08-26-2005, 07:27 PM
wrd ive seen taylors family
I'm also a fortunate one. :icon_thumright:
dotcom
08-26-2005, 07:31 PM
thats funny.. spend the night :laughing6: :laughing6: lets have a slumber party and talk about girls all night...
i'll bring the cookies and you bring the milk!!!
this is going to be so fun!!!!!! :laughing6: :laughing6:
hey EFmang... what did the bum look like... if i see him, i'll give him an exploding quarter that will rip half his leg off.. and then he'll be stumpy the bum...
sorry to that seriously... glad your mom is ok!!!!!!!!
hfa3g11
08-26-2005, 07:46 PM
thats funny.. spend the night :laughing6: :laughing6: lets have a slumber party and talk about girls all night...
i'll bring the cookies and you bring the milk!!!
this is going to be so fun!!!!!! :laughing6: :laughing6:
hey EFmang... what did the bum look like... if i see him, i'll give him an exploding quarter that will rip half his leg off.. and then he'll be stumpy the bum...
sorry to that seriously... glad your mom is ok!!!!!!!!
you crack me up homie. haha. taylor you been holding out on me man? ha, j/k def glad she aigh
EFmang
08-26-2005, 10:20 PM
SCREW ALL OF YOU....!!!! DIN BAO.... ILL MAKE SURE TO GIVE HER YOUR PROPS... BASTERDS :biggun:
dotcom
08-27-2005, 12:33 AM
whoa!!!!
read the last part of my post homie!
KiNG $h!T
08-27-2005, 01:06 AM
nah i was kidding.... i took it as a joke......... i really dont care..... but all she told me was he was wearing khaki shorts a button up that was un buttoned and had the typical bum look... she said shes seen him plenty of times on chimney rock. so im pretty sure thats his area.......................* she told me right when it happend and said that the she wasnt sure if the cops saw him... then later she changed the story and said the cops wanted her to press assult charges on him stating that he touched her... my mom was like he didnt do that he grabbed my purse and the cop insisted that he touched her... she was like noooo he grabbed my purse.. i think the only reason the cop wanted her to say that was so that the charge will actually stick and not be a slap on the wrist... i dont know ohwell.... shes ok.
~~~~ SHIT THIS WHOLE THING WAS TYPED BY EFMANG!~~~~~ chris forgot to log out.
dotcom
08-27-2005, 01:08 AM
i take it that your at Chris' place posting under his name right?
EFmang
08-27-2005, 01:37 AM
pretty much
Scorpio
08-29-2005, 10:20 PM
another slumber party??
Nah, hope your moms okay. I pitty da fool that ever touches my momma.
KiNG $h!T
08-29-2005, 10:22 PM
another slumber party??
Nah, hope your moms okay.* I pitty da fool that ever touches my momma.
hahha no more slumber parties lol i have found out that his mom digs black guys some ima get this thing on lock lol jk
sshaikh01
08-31-2005, 11:14 AM
I hate fucking bums.
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