PDA

View Full Version : Nacho cheese

Godsuki
08-24-2005, 08:58 AM
A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..." Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top of the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses a wheel of cheese. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of Cheddar cheese from the Black man's grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the Mexican's feet! Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you", he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos. "But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires. "No, the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message..... as I ran home, I kept hearing a voice yelling................ THAT'S NACHO CHEESE
Greenway Smokey
08-24-2005, 09:19 AM
I'll admit it, i didn't get it till after a few seconds. There was a delay until i said it out loud! haha.
Los
08-24-2005, 10:10 AM
:laughing6: :laughing6: That was a good one!!
CarbonJames
08-24-2005, 12:04 PM
very nice
AdamC
08-24-2005, 01:27 PM
very nice
Yokee
08-24-2005, 01:46 PM
Took me a while* :eh:
:keke:
Dos Equis
08-24-2005, 05:03 PM
Damn.....I still can not get it....!!!!!!! :eh: :eh: :eh: :eh:

Someone explain this to me in a PM....!!!!!
CarbonJames
08-24-2005, 05:05 PM
black man says (in ebonics) "nacho cheese"

translation

american man says (in standard english) not your cheese



got it now
Runner
08-24-2005, 05:05 PM
That's not your cheese * very old joke
CarbonJames
08-24-2005, 05:05 PM
this is funnier than the story
Dos Equis
08-24-2005, 05:11 PM
black man says (in ebonics) "nacho cheese"

translation

american man says (in standard english) not your cheese



got it now


:laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6:

I got it now....Thanks for the "ebonics" explanation James.
SE_Ryder122
08-24-2005, 07:43 PM
eh...
st3ph3n
08-24-2005, 07:55 PM
:laughing6: :laughing6:
Guero
08-25-2005, 12:36 AM
That shit is pretty funny. :keke:
Capafool
08-25-2005, 01:50 AM
That shit is pretty funny.* :keke:
:iamwithstupid:
ImG
08-25-2005, 01:53 AM
haha i heard that one before. heres a shorter version: Q: What do you call cheese thats ain't yours? A: Nacho Cheese