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AdamC
08-23-2005, 08:38 AM
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife.

"I'll never understand women," he replied.

"I was riding up on an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass.

So I pulled it out.

She turned around and punched me in the eye!"

"I can certainly appreciate that," said the wife, "But how did you get the second black eye?"

"Well, I figured she liked it that way," said the husband,

"So I pushed it back in."
dotcom
08-23-2005, 08:45 AM
:laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6:

another good black eye joke:

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes













nothing.. you already told the bitch twice :eek3: :eek3: :eek3: :eek3:
Solracer
08-23-2005, 09:16 AM
hahahahahaha

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AdamC
08-23-2005, 09:35 AM
hahahahahaha

(Disclaimer: Motohouston.com does not condone severe beating of women)


Just gentle shaking???? :tongue5:
JoeRider
08-23-2005, 10:16 AM
hahahahahaha

(Disclaimer: Motohouston.com does not condone severe beating of women)


:laughing6:
Capafool
08-23-2005, 03:19 PM
hahahahahaha

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:laughing6:

:laughing6: :laughing6: :keke:
j14
08-23-2005, 06:39 PM
lol...i think you're onto something Gianni...maybe some gentle beating is ok
dotcom
08-23-2005, 06:56 PM
always a good reminder of who is in charge ;)
SE_Ryder122
08-23-2005, 09:03 PM
hahahahaha!
Capafool
08-23-2005, 10:17 PM
lol...i think you're onto something Gianni...maybe some gentle beating is ok


I think a nice and caring can of whoopazz would be ok.. :dontknow:

:keke:
hfa3g11
08-23-2005, 10:58 PM
haha. thats funny.
fuknrobert
05-23-2006, 05:34 PM
:laughing6 :laughing6


i got one too

A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if ask how you got yours?"

The guy who was already sitting down explains, "Well, it just happened; it was a tongue-twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the largest set of breasts in the world was working there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I said, 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh.' She socked me one."

The first guy laughs and says, "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you fat bitch.'"
EFmang
05-23-2006, 05:36 PM
good one...
dotcom
05-23-2006, 05:37 PM
wow... way to pull up the past robert...

damn.... LOL!!
fuknrobert
05-23-2006, 05:38 PM
what :dontknow: it was a funny thread
BrutusTx
05-23-2006, 05:38 PM
:angry7: My wife wasn't amused..........now I have a black eye.:sad7:
dotcom
05-23-2006, 05:39 PM
i'm kidding rob... it was a great thread... i'll make you dinner to make up for it...
fuknrobert
05-23-2006, 05:41 PM
i'm kidding rob... it was a great thread... i'll make you dinner to make up for it...

cool! :icon_thum

can i bring my girlfriend too :hs:
Candie
05-23-2006, 05:42 PM
:laughing6 :laughing6


i got one too

A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if ask how you got yours?"

The guy who was already sitting down explains, "Well, it just happened; it was a tongue-twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the largest set of breasts in the world was working there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I said, 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh.' She socked me one."

The first guy laughs and says, "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you fat bitch.'"

That was funny!
dotcom
05-23-2006, 05:42 PM
sure...
but was hoping it would be us...

:keke:
fuknrobert
05-23-2006, 05:47 PM
lol, wtf dude...
ScooterTrash
05-23-2006, 05:48 PM
:laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6:

another good black eye joke:

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes













nothing.. you already told the bitch twice :eek3: :eek3: :eek3: :eek3:
capital ROFFLES!:laughing6 :laughing6
hotcknstrips
05-23-2006, 06:07 PM
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now Trey, I thing you're lonely, but to hit on Rob, you are DESPERATE!!
hotcknstrips
05-23-2006, 06:07 PM
I guess you like'em short. :laughing6