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sbfuller
09-13-2007, 08:51 AM
On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United States ,
Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting he asked
her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
"That's easy," the Queen replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent
ministers and advisors. "But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?", asked Bill.
You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and
said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in."

When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for
me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your
brother. Who was this child?"
Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."
"Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now."

Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid, and thinking back on
that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke to Hillary. He said to her, "I have a
riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child
and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was that child ?"
Hillary replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the
answer. Can I deliberate on this for awhile?"
"Yes," said Bill, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."

So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, from top to bottom, and
asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions, none
of them had a satisfactory answer. She was quite upset, not knowing what she
would tell her husband, the former President. As Hillary was leaving her
meeting she ran into her most formable challenger to her presidential
nomination, Barack Obama. So she said, "Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle for me?

Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your
brother. Who was the child?"
"That's seems pretty easy," said Obama, "I think the child would be me."

"Oh thank you," said Hillary. "You may just have ensured my nomination for
the democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United States!"
So Hillary went back to Bill and said, "I think I know the answer to your
riddle. The child was Barack Obama.!"

"No, you Dumb Sh!t!" shouted Bill. "The child was Tony Blair"

The bottom line... if we don't find a formidable opponent, we're likely to
have the two of them again running the Country again!

Crystalline
09-13-2007, 08:54 AM
hahahahah!!!

gixxerbill
09-13-2007, 08:58 AM
LOL, If this country elects Hillary we are truly in the end times.

Crystalline
09-13-2007, 09:11 AM
LOL, If this country elects Hillary we are truly in the end times.

:nod:

lilmckee
09-13-2007, 09:13 AM
LOL, If this country elects Hillary we are truly in the end times.

ill probably move to mexico

gixxerbill
09-13-2007, 09:30 AM
ill probably move to mexico

No doubt if she can't keep her man happy how is she going to keep the country happy?

lilmckee
09-13-2007, 09:32 AM
No doubt if she can't keep her man happy how is she going to keep the country happy?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

HAHAAHAHHA


come on if you were bill would you really what hilary sucking you off

sbfuller
09-13-2007, 09:35 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

HAHAAHAHHA


come on if you were bill would you really what hilary sucking you off

monica did have some DSL's for damn sure!!

lilmckee
09-13-2007, 09:36 AM
monica did have some DSL's for damn sure!!

DSL's FTW!!

Gixxer Geezer
09-13-2007, 02:01 PM
OMG...

wever411
09-13-2007, 02:25 PM
hahaha both teh dumb

Kinny
09-13-2007, 04:15 PM
LMAO!

Gixxer Geezer
09-13-2007, 04:23 PM
heres your girls...


First lady Bush... and the Crazy Lady that Hillary wants for her running mate in 2008

Azylum
09-14-2007, 12:16 PM
may god have mercy on our souls.

Karen
09-14-2007, 01:13 PM
heheehe

50cc chick
09-14-2007, 01:24 PM
lol

pester
09-16-2007, 09:39 AM
ill probably move to mexico


ill tell you where mi amigo :keke::keke:

paniro187
09-16-2007, 09:42 AM
people are so busy focusing on hillary they are willing to put another liberal "conservative" in the white house. :gesture::gesture: look at ALL the condidates not just the one that 'yo daddy told you he would never vote for. :gesture:

with that said if i could vote i wouldn't vote for her.

Azylum
09-18-2007, 01:09 AM
we are busy focusing on hil-dog because shes a communist. we used to execute people in this country for that.

DvlRacer
09-18-2007, 01:18 AM
people are so busy focusing on hillary they are willing to put another liberal "conservative" in the white house. :gesture::gesture: look at ALL the condidates not just the one that 'yo daddy told you he would never vote for. :gesture:

with that said if i could vote i wouldn't vote for her.

we are busy focusing on hil-dog because shes a communist. we used to execute people in this country for that.


More importantly, why can't you vote?

Gigolo Jason
09-18-2007, 05:34 AM
Hilary is unelectable.

Look at the two democrat party front runners. One is a Clinton who talks out of both sides of her mouth and has done nothing and the other is a Muslim who has never run against someone in an election.

Usually an election is a choice between the lesser of two evils but unless the Republicans nominate Beelzebub mounted on his flaming chariot, this election will be an easy choice.

paniro187
09-18-2007, 06:31 AM
More importantly, why can't you vote?

i don't see how that's more important:/:

paniro187
09-18-2007, 06:32 AM
Hilary is unelectable.

Look at the two democrat party front runners. One is a Clinton who talks out of both sides of her mouth and has done nothing and the other is a Muslim who has never run against someone in an election.

Usually an election is a choice between the lesser of two evils but unless the Republicans nominate Beelzebub mounted on his flaming chariot, this election will be an easy choice.you still haven't gave me a reason. and the other reason sounds like you're a bigot.

Gigolo Jason
09-18-2007, 06:35 AM
i don't see how that's more important:/:

You can't vote!!!!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

That just made my morning.

I'm glad to know that your vote won't be canceling out the vote of someone else.

Gigolo Jason
09-18-2007, 06:36 AM
you still haven't gave me a reason.

I don't have to, you can't vote.

and the other reason sounds like you're a bigot.

I am. :thumb:

Whats your point?

paniro187
09-18-2007, 06:46 AM
my wife would otherwise not vote so when she votes she votes how i want. so i still have that ace up my sleeve. :nod:

paniro187
09-18-2007, 06:50 AM
i'm liking Thompson this election for sure. guliani is a liberal on everything except the war.

Gigolo Jason
09-18-2007, 07:00 AM
i'm liking Thompson this election for sure. guliani is a liberal on everything except the war.

I agree with both these statements.

So far I also like Thompson the best.

So why can't you vote? We all want to know.

paniro187
09-18-2007, 07:10 AM
I agree with both these statements.

So far I also like Thompson the best.

So why can't you vote? We all want to know.
because i was a dumbass years ago. i can vote next year though.

Azylum
09-18-2007, 07:35 PM
fred thompson is a good choice, but he wont win. id like to see ron paul in office.

Gixxer Geezer
09-18-2007, 07:40 PM
fred thompson is a good choice, but he wont win. id like to see ron paul in office.

i guess he is ok.. but did you know that ron paul backwards is luap nor? scarey huh...

Azylum
09-18-2007, 11:02 PM
did youi know that fred thompson is nospmoth derf? damn, this is getting wierd...

dudewhrsmybike
09-18-2007, 11:09 PM
the *uck are yall smoking? ^

Azylum
09-18-2007, 11:32 PM
its a conspiracy dude. read between the lines man. read between the lines....

HellFroze
09-18-2007, 11:46 PM
Religion and Politics... dangerous place...

Meaner-n-u
09-30-2007, 12:53 AM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Maybe it's the late hour, but I just read the whole of this thread and it is too funny!

I was raised to study the candidates and vote for the lesser of two evils, but Beelzebub and his flaming Chariot?!? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Don't lead, don't follow - MAKE AND INFORMED DECISION!

dbonezny
09-30-2007, 01:45 AM
I love this cons./Rep state. You guys are soooo cute w/your cute theories of how things should be done....

teehheeee