MH Nominations

[cashtown]

So,

after Vermont and Texas secede from the Union, who will fill our offices and agencies?



Arturo3rd can be the Attorney General

AliceinChains can be head of the Office of National Drug Control Policy

Scooter can be head of I.N.S.

Solracer can be the V.P. (Cheney wears the pants anyway)

Gigolo Jason can head the Republican Party.

Racer X can head the National Transportation Safety Board

Patrick can head the Department of Transportation

Mr. Unassailable can work for Patrick as a Crash Test Dummy

Del and Rghncktxn can head the Department of Energy

TRDvet and Andre3K can run Homeland Security

Azylum can run the Food and Drug Administration

BentGixxer and Firemalt can run the Fire Department

Ramius can head the C.I.A.

DotCom can be the White House Press Secretary

Pete can be in charge of Social Security

TxSandman could head the Environmental Protection Agency (a stretch, I know)

The House will be comprised of Track-Heads while the Senate shall be Stunters. All squids will be assigned to the Department of Corrections, CajunSoulja will disseminate news through the local media, and of course, CarbonR1/2 will be in charge of all that is pink.

Any other nominations?

[pester]

So,

after Vermont and Texas secede from the Union, who will fill our offices and agencies?

pester the molester for foreign affairs

[witchdoctor575]

I'll take the treasury dept.

[pester]

Arturo3rd can be the Attorney General

AliceinChains can be head of the Office of National Drug Control Policy

Scooter can be head of I.N.S.

Solracer can be the V.P. (Cheney wears the pants anyway)

Gigolo Jason can head the Republican Party.

Racer X can head the National Transportation Safety Board

Patrick can head the Department of Transportation

Mr. Unassailable can work for Patrick as a Crash Test Dummy

Del and Rghncktxn can head the Department of Energy

TRDvet and Andre3K can run Homeland Security

Azylum can run the Food and Drug Administration

BentGixxer and Firemalt can run the Fire Department

Ramius can head the C.I.A.

DotCom can be the White House Press Secretary

Pete can be in charge of Social Security

TxSandman could head the Environmental Protection Agency (a stretch, I know)

pester the molester foreign affairs dept.

withchdoctor dept of treasury

[sbfuller]

and i'll take the FAA and anything and everything aviation or space related

[arturo3rd]

wtf? did i miss the original thread?

[sbfuller]

wtf? did i miss the original thread?
nope, you're the attorney general, don't be complaining, you get to tell everyone how bad it is to smoke :keke:

[Patrick]

I can also handle security / the militia.

[arturo3rd]

nope, you're the attorney general, don't be complaining, you get to tell everyone how bad it is to smoke :keke:
isnt that the surgeon general? maybe i should be in charge of everything

[sbfuller]

isnt that the surgeon general? maybe i should be in charge of everything
ah, whatever it is, i'll just blast you into orbit and take over your job then so you won't have to worry about it

[50cc chick]

ummm excuse me where are the MH women in this?

[arturo3rd]

ummm excuse me where are the MH women in this?
cooking and having my babies

[50cc chick]

cooking and having my babies
oh my goodness that's the last thing we need on earth, more MH alcoholics running around

[pester]

oh my goodness that's the last thing we need on earth, more MH alcoholics running around

no wonder no one wanna have my babies :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke:

[arturo3rd]

oh my goodness that's the last thing we need on earth, more MH alcoholics running around
what? you use to come out drinking with us!

besides, i drink twice a week, not everyday :angel10:

[cashtown]

I knew we had some pilots for the FAA, but didn't know who.

[cashtown]

ArturoC got left off of this one. In the Vermont thread he was already president.

[arturo3rd]

ArturoC got left off of this one. In the Vermont thread he was already president.
give him some geek job that involves a command post. geeks like to call their desks their command posts

[Azylum]

cooking and having my babies

where a woman belongs.:nod:

[cashtown]

give him some geek job that involves a command post. geeks like to call their desks their command posts


yeah, he said something about having been "previously elected" but that sounded fishy to me. Maybe we need an election.

[50cc chick]

what? you use to come out drinking with us!

besides, i drink twice a week, not everyday :angel10:
key words USE TO, back in my newly single crazy days. I have calmed down!!

[Solracer]

oh my goodness that's the last thing we need on earth, more MH alcoholics running around


Then make sure you take your pill 12 noon EVERYDAY!:laughing6

[arturo3rd]

yeah, he said something about having been "previously elected" but that sounded fishy to me. Maybe we need an election.
no polls cuz they get spammed by porn bots.

[50cc chick]

where a woman belongs.:nod:
:angry7:

[50cc chick]

Then make sure you take your pill 12 noon EVERYDAY!:laughing6
:icon_thum

[cashtown]

no polls cuz they get spammed by porn bots.


do you think they're really automated or is there an actual nigerian-bot somewhere typing in the pill-sale addresses?

[pester]

Then make sure you take your pill 12 noon EVERYDAY!:laughing6

OWNED

[sbfuller]

I knew we had some pilots for the FAA, but didn't know who.
i don't work for the FAA but i am a pilot, and i work at NASA. don't know a damn thing but i think i'd like shooting big rockets, that'd be cool

[Azylum]

just let me be head of the FDA. legalize weed, outlaw rediculous drugs like prozac and ritalin.

[buddha429]

<<< head of the federal unemployment office :keke:

[Brena23]

ummm excuse me where are the MH women in this?



Thank you was about to say WTF.... and where am I in this whole shindig? :angry7:

[superman77532]

can i run fema? i like blowing other peoples money

[less_than_coop]

Ill be a general for Patrick's militia.

[bumblebee]

Can I be homeland security tsar? Immigration will be VERY different...
And those invited will be very few.

[arturo3rd]

can i run fema? i like blowing other peoples money
:laughing6

[ormand]

Ormand for MH MOTY 2007. I have already received the coveted HI MOTY 2005.

[amber|alexis]

where a woman belongs.:nod:

I dare you to tell your wife that. :laughing6

[amber|alexis]

can I run the FTC?

[Cherub]

can I run the FTC?

you can be my personal assistant blue dress and all:icon_bigg

[Sassy Chassis]

Can I be a sniper?

[Tango1300]

and i'll take the FAA and anything and everything aviation or space related

That would be the TASA for Texas Air & Space Administration... I think the NASA boys are gonna fight us for that one!!

And besides... you have to be CURRENT to hold office. He with the most ratings will reign!

SEL, MEL, SES, MES, ATP, CFII, TET & Millitary Rotorhead. LOL!

[BigComfy]

Secretary of defense

[sbfuller]

That would be the TASA for Texas Air & Space Administration... I think the NASA boys are gonna fight us for that one!!

And besides... you have to be CURRENT to hold office. He with the most ratings will reign!

SEL, MEL, SES, MES, ATP, CFII, TET & Millitary Rotorhead. LOL!
that's fine that you have the ratings... you'll just be my advisor :keke:

[datbikrgrl_x]

I nominate myself for Speaker of the House! :nod: Either that or the Governor of Texas. :happy3:

[sbfuller]

I nominate myself for Speaker of the House! :nod: Either that or the Governor of Texas. :happy3:as long as you don't become a hillary then i'm ok with it

[datbikrgrl_x]

as long as you don't become a hillary then i'm ok with it

Oh heck no! I'm not a man in women's clothing...thank you very much. :confused1

[sbfuller]

Oh heck no! I'm not a man in women's clothing...thank you very much. :confused1
definately not. :downtown:

[less_than_coop]

Can I be a sniper?

You can be under my command in Patrick's Militia. We will have a superb long ranch lead injection detail. :icon_thum

But if you're not accurate at 600 yds. with iron sights, start practicing.

[less_than_coop]

^^thats supposed to say "long range lead injection detail" not "long ranch"
Im dumb. Should have previewed.

[Pink_Ranger]

CarbonR1/2 will be in charge of all that is pink.

Hey now, what about me?

[Faylaricia]

Check http://www.usajobs.opm.gov/

Currently Jobs in Demand:
Resources for People with Disabilities, and
e-scholar (I'd nominate Mala-Lingua for that one).

We still don't have U.S. Coast Guard.

[mekrew]

ill take care of our space program ... dont worry ill get us to mars

[Sassy Chassis]

You can be under my command in Patrick's Militia. We will have a superb long ranch lead injection detail. :icon_thum

But if you're not accurate at 600 yds. with iron sights, start practicing.

I'm DCM trained in high-powered rifles. I'll be ok. :icon_thum

[less_than_coop]

I'm DCM trained in high-powered rifles. I'll be ok. :icon_thum

Sounds good to me.

Patrick, the snipers are assembled and at your disposal.:icon_thum

[Mr. Unassailable]

I can also handle security / the militia.

and I can also be Head of Weapons Testing :nod:

[Ramius]

Sounds good to me.

Patrick, the snipers are assembled and at your disposal.:icon_thum


You'd do fine in the embassy, son. :topsecret

We get the coolest smileys too.

[thatboygeorge]

is this the next mh heist?

[Ramius]

is this the next mh heist?


:topsecret







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