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Ramius
03-21-2006, 06:32 PM
I'm gonna write a bill, and we are the senate, and so we will each have the floor for our turn to make an amendment to said bill, you may only edit the bill if you have been recognised, if you are not recognised you are free to discuss said bill, but you may not alter the bill, we will do this until all have been dissatisfied, then we will pass the bill.

Bonus points will be awared for focusing on the trivial aspects of the bill with possibilities of losing your seat in the senate for those who focus TOOO much on the major issues at hand. (Just like in real life)

Justifications must be given for any change made.
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Bill 1000000000,283.5-A

Chapter 1
State Governments will be required to oversee the installation and training for use of the "GOTCHA!" system concerning motorized Vehicles. GOTCHA! or (Get Off The Cell You Horrendous Asshole!).

Subpoint A503
Under this Program we are proposing to levy a tax against people who have cell phones at a rate of .002 cents per minute of airtime use while traveling at speeds of more than 15 mph.

Subpoint B.979
The fine will be collected by a third party company hired to monitor the GPS tracking capabilities in all new phones and report the amount of airtime used to the phone provider, who in turn adds on the tax to the month-end statement.

Subpoint C.857
The money is to be paid by the cell phone company on a quarterly basis into a special account set up for the purpose whether the customer pays said bill or not to save taxpayers money on enforcing payment.

Subpoint D.362
Phones without GPS tracking capabilities will be charged .04 cents per minute tagged as a (Get with the times grampa) fee on said statement.

Subpoint E.362436
After enough money has been collected to pay for my new house all further proceeds will be disbursed to victems of car accidents resulting from inattentativeness while using a cell phone and operating a motor vehicle.

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As house leader I will recognise anyone who wishes to oversee the bill, let us begin.

AliceInChains02
03-21-2006, 06:35 PM
is filibustering allowed?

Ramius
03-21-2006, 06:38 PM
I'm gonna write a bill, and we are the senate, and so we will each have the floor for our turn to make an amendment to said bill, you may only edit the bill if you have been recognised, if you are not recognised you are free to discuss said bill, but you may not alter the bill, we will do this until all have been dissatisfied, then we will pass the bill.

Bonus points will be awared for focusing on the trivial aspects of the bill with possibilities of losing your seat in the senate for those who focus TOOO much on the major issues at hand. (Just like in real life)

Justifications must be given for any change made.
__________________________________________________ _____________
Bill 1000000000,283.5-A

Chapter 1
State Governments will be required to oversee the installation and training for use of the "GOTCHA!" system concerning motorized Vehicles. GOTCHA! or (Get Off The Cell You Horrendous Asshole!).

Subpoint A503
Under this Program we are proposing to levy a tax against people who have cell phones at a rate of .002 cents per minute of airtime use while traveling at speeds of more than 15 mph.

Subpoint B.979
The fine will be collected by a third party company hired to monitor the GPS tracking capabilities in all new phones and report the amount of airtime used to the phone provider, who in turn adds on the tax to the month-end statement.

Subpoint C.857
The money is to be paid by the cell phone company on a quarterly basis into a special account set up for the purpose whether the customer pays said bill or not to save taxpayers money on enforcing payment.

Subpoint D.362
Phones without GPS tracking capabilities will be charged .04 cents per minute tagged as a (Get with the times grampa) fee on said statement.

Subpoint E.362436
After enough money has been collected to pay for my new house all further proceeds will be disbursed to victems of car accidents resulting from inattentativeness while using a cell phone and operating a motor vehicle.

Suboint C.6644

Words beginning with the letter Y may be used without being officially mentioned in the acronym they are a part of
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As house leader I will recognise anyone who wishes to oversee the bill, let us begin.

Changes are to be made in said manner.. actually I dont' care how you make them so long as it stands out but there is an example..

Yes filibustering is allowed, but only after the 3rd page =)

Would you like the be recognised for the bill mr CHains?

AliceInChains02
03-21-2006, 06:40 PM
i am in strong favor of this bill and will mow down anyone who stands in it's way

Ramius
03-21-2006, 06:42 PM
The house recognises Mr Chains to edit the bill! Mr Chains, you have the floor

AliceInChains02
03-21-2006, 06:45 PM
First we have to do some behind the scenes log rolling. I will support this bill if you also add on a "free MSF" bill and modify Subpoint A503 to .003 cents per minute at speeds of 14 mph.

Ramius
03-21-2006, 06:46 PM
Well... you gotta hit the quote button, cut out all the shit except for the bill and add those in the right places in bold print.. then it's done :P

AliceInChains02
03-21-2006, 06:48 PM
Okay, but first you must drink 2 gallons of water, eat a live cockroach of my choice and do a handstand on top of broken glass for 20 minutes.

Ramius
03-21-2006, 06:50 PM
If by you, you mean someone besides me, I see no problem with this

AliceInChains02
03-21-2006, 06:51 PM
I nominate Racer X, for though the task is dangerous, I know he can find a safe way to do it.

Ramius
03-21-2006, 06:55 PM
This isn't fun, we need someone to disagree with the viewpoint

AliceInChains02
03-21-2006, 06:57 PM
we should've legalized marijuana

Ramius
03-21-2006, 07:21 PM
You have the floor, just gotta stick it in there, right now it's YOUR bill :P

AliceInChains02
03-21-2006, 07:28 PM
i'd like to introduce Subpoint S.C.285 No longer will Santa hold a monopoly on delivery of Christmas goods. This private sector will be broken down to accomodate future expansion in foreign markets. That is all.

PORSCHITO
03-21-2006, 07:29 PM
objection

AliceInChains02
03-21-2006, 07:30 PM
porschito has the floor

PORSCHITO
03-21-2006, 07:52 PM
:keke: nevermind i was just abusing my power lol...

SE_Ryder122
03-21-2006, 08:24 PM
i'd like to introduce Subpoint S.C.285 No longer will Santa hold a monopoly on delivery of Christmas goods. This private sector will be broken down to accomodate future expansion in foreign markets. That is all.
i object.

AliceInChains02
03-21-2006, 08:37 PM
I object to all objections

Ramius
03-21-2006, 08:43 PM
SE Ryder, I am listening to your objection before I hand you the power of the floor, state your case

speedismo
03-21-2006, 11:23 PM
hahhahahaa..u guyz r cool!!!!! i guess i m gonna try being a postwhore someday for one day at least, if nto more. i mean, i have been on here almost an year and look at my post count:eh:
:keke:

jrock
03-21-2006, 11:33 PM
hahhahahaa..u guyz r cool!!!!! i guess i m gonna try being a postwhore someday for one day at least, if nto more. i mean, i have been on here almost an year and look at my post count:eh:
:keke:



I object to that!!!